Comment of The Day
By Bobby Ricky “Lightning Juggs” on David Hasselhoff’s new CD
When I popped this CD into my boombox, my pants fell down and I weeped like I did when “Charles In Charge” was canceled. The pure beauty of the wafting music was almost too much for me to bear. It did indeed prove too much to bear for my next door neighbor, who moved out immediately and jumped in the ocean.
Now that I’m alone in this trailer, I can walk around with this erection and enjoy David Hulkerflink to my heart’s content. I prance about to “Crazy For You.” I do jetées to “Dü.” I even do the limbo dance to “Do the Limbo Dance!” Meanwhile, they have turned off my gas and water, since I have let those payments lapse, big time.
But what the hey, life is too short to pay bills. I can just sit here in the dark, listening and masturbating to David’s masterwork. Excelsior!
The song “Hot Shot City” is particularly good.
